it's a hardfemme life for us.

at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music

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ollymurs:

i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts 

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shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

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robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

(via mandycamps)

Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life

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